If you dont wanna cry and be bitchy dont read this shit!

Happy New Year My Ass!!!!!

What's so happy about today? Hmmmm, Let me think a minute. I got it! NOT A DAMN THING! What will The Judge be doing tonight? NOTHING! This is the first year EVER that i will be spending New Years Eve alone!

My girls and DB have been out of town for a week! Today it hit me how much i miss my girls! No, i don't miss the dirty house and the diapers and the MOM IM BOREDs but it is weird being here all alone!

I could go to Murphs and hang with her but I'm not driving there alone. The bar? Nope! Done that too many times this week! I don't need another Jaegermeister hangover! Kay invited me over. I am not sure if I'm gonna go there or not! Ellyne and her entire crew are sick so i cant go there and Da Boss is going out with his boys, harem or whateva! So, that leaves the judge alone!

I just got an email from Ms. Allison. I watched this and cried my eyes out! Yep, i be in a crying kinda mood today!

Just talked to "Ms.Tater"....she be having a rough time! I told her to come here and be miserable with me! So, if she comes out then Da Judge will be drunk and if Ms. T and I end up at McK's, there might be a fight....so Ang, make sure Fadder or Boob has some bail money waiting!

Ok, enough of my miserable post....

Happy New Year!

Ho Ho Mo-Foing Ho!

Let's start by saying this will be the death of me....

As another blogger put it:

"See this fucking deer? Look closely between its pointy antlers, above its dead fucking eyes. That's right. The Jagermeister deer killed Jesus, and if you don't stop drinking shots of it IMMEDIATELY, you'll be next."

So our Christmas Vacation started out with our cookie party we do every year. I had all the girls here and Mary and the kids. It was fun. After everyone left, i shipped Danielle off to Kays, Tommy slept on the couch and i went to McKellins! Hence the pic at the beginning of the post!

(Maggie, Mary and Jack)

(Hannah opening her presents from Ellyne)

(Us on Christmas Morning)

(Bobby and Hannah)

(Gramps and Hannah)

(Ang and Charlie)

Christmas day was here as always. This year we had Ang and Charlie here too! It was fun!


Yeah, this is a boring post but I'm tired and have nothing else to say!

L8R

Not much going on!

How about some pictures since you wouldn't want me to type what i really want to type!

The man i love most...

My baby...

My girl who is growing up too fast for my taste... (And who, by the way, went in my closet and stole my shirt!)

My bro and KC...

My boys...

My bestest friend (the fire starter)

And me...

LATER BITCHES...

I got permission to swear Bitches...

Whats up!!!!!!!!!!!

So last night was another one of those "Crazy McKellins" nights!

Kristen and I met up with Steve!

All i can say is Me+Kristen+Lotsa Booze=TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!

We had a fucking blast!

Everyone there (other than us 3) was 60 years old or older!

All the men were watching football and it was just a tad bit BORING!

So, what do us girls do? We put a few (too many) $$ into the Jukebox!
I think us singing Panteras "Yesterday Don't Mean Shit" scared the shit outta those old fools!

A few too many beers and a couple too many Jaegerbombs later and we were dancing and there was some hugging and kissing and a few "I love yous" and (here it comes ma) swearing like fucking sailors!

Our asses stumbled home in the damn Chicago ice storm!

(Thanks Siobhan, you sent this shit here!)

We woke up feeling a bit under the weather! But, we took some hangover meds and drank us a pot of coffee and we were all good!

BTW, next time remind me to leave da cell at home! Carrie+Complete Drunkenness=Bad texts (again). But no one be mad! Some still love me! Some regained their title! And all is good!

I'm Out...........